Garrison Keillor, Meat Loaf, Bob and Ray, Jiminy Cricket, etc.
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison." -W.C. Fields
"We believe that electricity exists because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it. But we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires." -Dave Barry
"In the early 1980s, I got into a war with my management. They just kept on suing me and I lost everything. So I had to go out on tour to make sure the electricity stayed on." -Meat Loaf, musician